the world is a funny place
... and I can't decide if it's haha-funny or strange funny. maybe both.
checking through the news the past 24 hours made me chuckle with glee over the mishaps of some people out there.
take the case of these two weirdos in vienna. a german homeless person and an austrian homeless person sharing something like a shelter flat, and for some reason the german hit the austrian over the head with a dumb-bell, which killed him, and then he thought it a good idea to slaughter the poor sod. when the police arrived, he was dining on his buddy's intestines. now, I can understand that there's people out there going hungry. but really now, go through all that trouble? I also wonder if he ate it carpaccio or with ketchup or soy sauce or HP. who knows? the news item didn't tell.
the next contestant in the race for the weirdest eejit out there goes to republican US-senator larry craig who thought it was a good idea to go crusin' in a public gents' toilet on an airport in minnesota. the problem was, the guy he was trying to solicit with was an undercover cop. now, we don't know if said cop didn't have better to do with his time than chatting up other blokes for a quick romp in the stall (maybe he thought he'd hit bingo if he caught bin laden with his pants down?), but hey, beggars can't be choosers I suppose. dear mr. craig: for good private fun with total strangers, you'd be better advised to go to a sauna or a disco like any other man in need. you look like you're well past puberty, so I suppose you can hold your fire for longer than an hour, ey? we all like a bit of hypocricy, but you seemed to be overeager to get your face in the international news.
see, eating other people is okay in certain moments. say, your plane crashes in the andes. or you're a member of some island tribe. no, it ain't enough to be from iceland. maybe the faroese when the supermarket is closed.
some people...
checking through the news the past 24 hours made me chuckle with glee over the mishaps of some people out there.
take the case of these two weirdos in vienna. a german homeless person and an austrian homeless person sharing something like a shelter flat, and for some reason the german hit the austrian over the head with a dumb-bell, which killed him, and then he thought it a good idea to slaughter the poor sod. when the police arrived, he was dining on his buddy's intestines. now, I can understand that there's people out there going hungry. but really now, go through all that trouble? I also wonder if he ate it carpaccio or with ketchup or soy sauce or HP. who knows? the news item didn't tell.
the next contestant in the race for the weirdest eejit out there goes to republican US-senator larry craig who thought it was a good idea to go crusin' in a public gents' toilet on an airport in minnesota. the problem was, the guy he was trying to solicit with was an undercover cop. now, we don't know if said cop didn't have better to do with his time than chatting up other blokes for a quick romp in the stall (maybe he thought he'd hit bingo if he caught bin laden with his pants down?), but hey, beggars can't be choosers I suppose. dear mr. craig: for good private fun with total strangers, you'd be better advised to go to a sauna or a disco like any other man in need. you look like you're well past puberty, so I suppose you can hold your fire for longer than an hour, ey? we all like a bit of hypocricy, but you seemed to be overeager to get your face in the international news.
see, eating other people is okay in certain moments. say, your plane crashes in the andes. or you're a member of some island tribe. no, it ain't enough to be from iceland. maybe the faroese when the supermarket is closed.
some people...
posted by daria l'orange at 8:33 pm
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