noone needs that

some days are just beyond weird. it started out nice enough, I got a really cute e-mail from a good friend. and then it all went rapidly downhill.

there's these internet platforms "to manage one's buddies". I signed up with one of those coz my ickle brother invited me and I didn't want to be impolite.

so, in the afternoon I got a message from some total stranger, asking how I am. I answered back fine, but still at work. to which I got the next question - am I of sporty build. to which I answered, I'm in shape, round being a shape. to which the next line was how round, and then he came up with 34-26-34 and asked about my height and weight.

newsflash: a total stranger asks something like that.

and then I turned from mildly annoyed to really pissed off and asked how come I wasn't asked if I have pretty eyes or if I wear a head for other reasons apart from so it won't rain into my neck. and then I wrote back I'm short and fat.

which was the end of that faux convo. very surprising, ey.

yeah, I can understand that there's people who've zero manners. yes, I know that it's not just mensa members out there. and yes, most people use the internet only to increase their porn collection or bid on ebay.

if I had no manners, I would have asked
- how long and wide his dick is
- if he has issues with erectile dysfunction
- how high the sperm count
- and how fast they swim
- if his IQ was higher than the room temperature in celcius
- the status on his bank account

which is exactly the sort of shit I'll say the next next occasion arrises. some days I really hate mankind.