up up and away

so last week, I was at that point. you know, when you realize that you're that short of taking off your shoe and beating the crap outta your monitor with it. coz that damn thing fucken' deserves it!

I did what every woman with a credit card would've done: I booked a holiday. next week I'll be off to a little island belonging to spain and I'll let the world lick my bottom where the sun don't shine. coz I fucken' deserve it!

I'm thinking sunshine, I'm thinking sand between my toes, I'm thinking cocktails, I'm thinking caffè con leche, I'm thinking sunset and sundown and a bit of a sunburn even. I'm thinking reading a book while others work around me. I'm thinking doing fuck-all while others have to work, whereever they are. while I'm not. that's the whole point, innit?