friday!

one of my 3 alarmclocks is a radio alarm. it goes off at 06:45 am every morning and it's on top volume, right next to my head. always the same fm station, a regional one. same crew every weekday, 2 lads (alex and ekke) in their late 30ies (I know them personally) doing their morning number...

and this morning, some joe called in to ask them for the friday-sermon. it goes a lil some like this:

"down on your knees, unworthy folk! into the dust with you, you vipers! bow down and thank the lord god who's made it friday!"blahblahblah

by that time, the lad on the phoneline and ekke were cackling with laughter, while alex asked with a hostile smile in his voice "are you satisfied now?" which ensued more laughter. from my side, too.alex went on " I think one day I'll make a fine itinerant preacher" I fell out of bed on that one.

a bit later, when I was showered and dressed etc... I wanted to close my balcony door, which is usually open during the night to let fresh air in and my cigarette smoke out, and noticed a wasp had mistaken my condo for a diner. it was already in the middle of the livingroom, so I said "tsk tsk c'mon" to it and it followed my shoulder to the balcony door, which I opened wide and it flew out again. my good deed for today? easy-piecy with trained wasps, I'm tellin' ya!

the train station, later. bought my morningly cup of cappuccino, carried it to the tracks, smoked a cig, waited for the train. train comes, I get on it, stumble over my feet in the hallway and let the cuppa fly 2 metres. there goes the coffee. oh well...