things that made me grin
right... ya may say it's unfair to take lines from other people's sites... but I read those and picked my favourite ones... and since they're for the "public good", I think it's alright to post them:
1. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.
2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
6. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
8. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
ehehehehe
hillarious :D
1. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.
2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
6. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
8. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
ehehehehe
hillarious :D
posted by daria l'orange at 4:02 pm
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